April 10th 2006
My 100th review is for WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Games Nintendo for the Gamecube. Now, I know that you all take one look at it and what it has and think, “Why should I get that? That game is exactly the same as the GBA Wario Ware.” However, we all fail to realize that WarioWare on GBA is cocaine in its purest form. In that case, the GC version is refined concaine, or crack. Now, how exactly could you make WarioWare better? You add a multiplayer. That’s how! The learning curve is probably the closest to 180 degress that games in this current state would ever get to. WarioWare’s simple design make it the ultimate party game. Even those that have never played a game in their life or have become completely intoxicated could play Wario Ware. Course, if you are a loner like me, single player might be better staying on the portable side, but it’s still pretty good. Read the rest of this entry »
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November 28th 2005
This week’s review is for Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo by Capcom for the arcades. OMG! A puzzle game by Capcom! It’s enough to make any hardcore fighting game fanboy’s head explode. However, since I like Smash Bros., I can play it. This game is interesting if not original. Line blocks up into bigger blocks to smash them and toss crap all over the opponent. Sure, it has been done before. Sure, it has been done better. But so what? It’s chibi Dan being molested by several chibi Felicias. If that isn’t enough to get you playing, I just don’t know how you sleep at night. Read the rest of this entry »
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November 14th 2005
This week’s review is for Metal Slug 3 by SNK for the arcades. I know that I said that I would do Fatal Fury 2 last week, but I just don’t wanna review that game. Besides, here is another SNK title that is worthy of your time. You’re favorite guys are back to take down Saddam Hitler, then take down the aliens! If you’ve never played a Metal Slug game, here would be a good place to start. If you have played a Metal Slug game before, then it would still be good to play this!
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